55+ Funny Road Trip Quotes You’ll Love

Here is a list of funny road trip quotes and funny road trip sayings that will make you giggle a little bit. We have even thrown in some fun road trip puns that we think you might like. 

Share them in your pictures as funny road trip captions for Instagram or on your social media accounts when you share your journey with the world. Use them to add some extra flair to your travel scrapbooks or use them to inspire you to have fun on your road trip with friends, family, or your significant other.  

No matter what you do with them, enjoy them, laugh at them, and always have fun on your road trip. 

“I wish road trips could pay my bills.”

– Unknown 

“It’s not the size of your gas tank that matters, it’s how much is in there when you need it.” – Unknown 

It doesn’t matter how old you get, buying snacks for a road trip should always look like an unsupervised 9-year-old was given $100.”  – Unknown 

“Because the greatest part of a road trip isn’t arriving at your destination. It’s all the wild stuff that happens along the way.” Emma Chase 

“The road goes on forever and the party never ends.”

Robert Earl Keen 

“A tourist is a fellow who drives thousands of miles so he can be photographed standing in front of his car.” Émile Genest 

“Turns out I need a day off, a dirt road and snacks.” – Unknown 

“If you’re not lost, you’re not much of an explorer.” John Perry Barlow 

“I don’t know where I’m going from here but I promise it won’t be boring.”

David Bowie 

“Road Trips: Because they’re cheaper than therapy.” Unknown 

“Road trips require a couple of things: a well-balanced diet of caffeine, salt and sugar and an excellent selection of road trip tunes. Oh, and directions!”  Jenn McKinlay 

“Happiness is a family road trip, with a loud playlist.” Unknown 

“I need a friend I can call in the middle of the night, tell him we have to leave, and the only sentence coming back is when do we leave?”

– Unknown 

“All he needed was a wheel in his hand and four on the road.” Jack Kerouac 

“Road trips are the best adventures!” – Unknown 

“Buckle up. It’s going to be a bumpy ride.” Unknown 

“If you don’t know where you are going, any road will get you there.”

– Lewis Carroll 

“The tans will fade, but the memories will last forever.” – Unknown 

“We do not take a trip, a trip takes us.”John Steinbeck 

“Boring means not going on a family road trip and experiencing any experiences.” – Unknown 

Family Road Trip - Young Family Using a Camera Inside Their Car

” Life is a Highway, I want to ride it all night long.” Tom Cochrane 

“A road trip is a way for the whole family to spend time together and annoy each other in interesting new places.” Tom Lichtenheld 

“I haven’t been everywhere, but it’s on my list.” Susan Sontag 

“Good things come to those who hit the road for some adventure.”

– Unknown 

“When traveling with someone, take large doses of patience and tolerance with your morning coffee.” Helen Hayes 

“There are no wrong turns, only new adventures.” Unknown 

I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them. Mark Twain 

“I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I intended to be.” 

Douglas Adams 

“Map out your future – but do it in pencil. The road ahead is as long as you make it. Make it worth the trip.” Jon Bon Jovi 

“Work, save, road trip, repeat!” – Unknown 

“Still, round the corner, there may wait, a new road or a secret gate.”  J. R. R. Tolkien 

“You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.” 

Franklin P. Jones 

Go no, next week or next month… but GO! – Unknown 

“Traveling with children isn’t going on a vacation. It’s more like entering into a war zone and your hostages are the kids.” Erma Bombeck 

“That’s why I love road trips, dude. It’s like doing something without actually doing anything.” John Green 

“I don’t know what’s coming, but I already know it’s gonna be awesome!”

– Unknown 

“Family trips are the perfect time to create memories that your kids will someday try to erase.” Dave Barry 

“Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.” Jerry Seinfeld 

“It’s a road trip! It’s about adventure! . . . It’s not like we have somewhere to go.” John Green 

“The freedom of the open road is seductive, serendipitous and absolutely liberating.”

– Aaron Lauritsen 

“Well, we’re not in the middle of nowhere, but we can see it from here.” Thelma & Louise 

And that’s the wonderful thing about family travel. It provides you with experiences that will remain locked forever in the scar tissue of your mind.” Dave Berry 

“People having babies and getting married… and I’m like: where am I road tripping to next?” – Unknown 

“Summer vacations are a time when parents realize that teachers are grossly underpaid.” 

– Unknown 

“In 1903 the Wright brothers invented airplanes because in 1902 they took a road trip across the country with their family.” Bill Engvall 

“I’m not lost. I’m exploring.” Jana Stanfield 

All journeys have secret destinations of which the traveler is unaware.” Martin Buber 

I always want to wear flip flops, but my boss doesn’t like it…guess, I’ve to travel then! – Unknown 

“You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose.” Dr Seuss 

“Yeah, working is great…but have you tried traveling?”

– Unknown 

“Good company in a journey makes the way seem shorter.”  Izaak Walton 

“I love road trips. You get into this Zen rhythm; throw the sense of time out the window.” Miriam Toews 

“We all have that one friend who is either on a road trip or planning a road-trip or thinking about a road-trip or talking to people who are on a road trip or posting quotes about road trips.”  Crestless Wave 

“Life is like a road trip – Enjoy each day and don’t carry too much luggage.”

 –  Unknown 

“I wonder why it is that when I plan a route too carefully, it goes to pieces, whereas if I blunder along in blissful ignorance aimed in a fancied direction I get through with no trouble.” John Steinbeck 

“Going on a road trip with kids. Need about 5 outfits, packed 25 just in case.” Unknown 

“I honestly think the beach is the only place children actually entertain themselves.”  Donna McLavy 

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